Guide To Being A Middle Aged Woman (Without Going Insane): Professional Grumpy old woman, Splash survivor, amateur soup maker, and novice knitter, Jenny Eclair is younger than Madonna but eats crisps and likes wine.
Semi –bearded and suffering from outbreaks of gout and hysteria, Eclair puts middle age under the microscope and decides whether to laugh, cry or buy a dachshund! You are most welcome to join her, just button your cardi up properly and wipe that lipstick off your teeth.
Too young to die, but too old to stand near the edge in case she gets dizzy and falls over, Jenny Eclair takes to the stage to explore some of the boll*cks that surrounds the ageing process. Tackling questions such as, is swearing better than crying, HRT or boxercise-you decide? Why are so many young people idiots, is Chardonnay medicinal and how many episodes of ‘Bake Off” does it take to lower your blood pressure? Watch a woman happy to have lost her dignity years ago, lob a few grenades back in the face of ageism.
*PLEASE NOTE: This is an adult show with adult themes and language and Under 16’s should not be admitted unless pre-warned and under parental guidance.
3 March 2017 7:30PM