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Emails unopened, cup-a-soup undrunk, a secret in the stock room; Emma Barnicott’s life is leaking as she pines for a world beyond her trading estate office. When she meets a man online who wants to talk to her about more than boilers and two port valves Emma must decide if the chance of a joyous love is worth trading for an imperfect life – or will there always be dead woodlice in the infinity pool?

Inspired by the novel Madame Bovary, the award winning Bea Roberts tells a love story like no other in this ground breaking comedy using projection, party rings and Powerpoint.

“Utterly unique and exceptional in every way, it’s a heart-breaking story of a stunted life, told with theatrical verve and palpable compassion”
★★★★★ The Stage

“Rare and extraordinary: exceptional storytelling that is full of theatrical spirit.”

★ ★ ★ ★ ★- The List

“Roberts has taken a huge risk in deconstructing both a woman’s body and a play in this way. It pays off utterly…not only funny and moving, but genuinely quite remarkable” 

Exeunt Magazine

“Completely different and deliciously quirky…this original show proved painfully funny and oddly moving” 

The Guardian

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Ticket Prices

Adult from £12.00 Student from £10.00
Suitable for ages 14 and above

Running Time

60 mins